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Colorado Rapids sunglasses?! You better believe it. These burgundy and baby blue frames with ice blue reflective lenses make you look like you just came down from a mountain with wisdom and maybe a black-footed ferret who's your new BFF (appropriately). Includes Major League...
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Mint Julep ElectroshocksMint Julep Electroshocks

Mint Julep Electroshocks

Wide-fit dark green sunglasses for big heads. Sorry– we meant XL active shades for large & in-charge noggins. No Slip. No Bounce. All Polarized. All Fun.
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Flamingos On A Booze CruiseFlamingos On A Booze Cruise

Flamingos On A Booze Cruise

Grab your flamingos and piña coladas; these Flamingos on a Booze Cruise OG sunglasses are a yacht party for your face. The no slip, no bounce pink frames will stay put no matter how bumpy the ride gets, and teal polarized lenses have UV400...
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  • From Zero to BlitzedFrom Zero to Blitzed

    From Zero to Blitzed

    We stuck our fan favorite Whiskey Shots With Satan into a time machine and sent them into the future. We got Zero to Blitzed, these futuristic black sunglasses. They're perfect for everyone, even the AI robots who are currently on their way here from...
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  • Slightly Overcooked LegendSlightly Overcooked Legend

    Slightly Overcooked Legend

    Put a fork in 'em 'cause they're DONE!!! Overcooked? More like underestimated...but that ends today. Break that fork & break through others' expectations in these performance sunglasses with orange reflective lenses. Keep cookin' & give your haters a taste of excellence. Yes, Chef!!!
    $13.50
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  • Lawn Mower Drag RaceLawn Mower Drag Race

    Lawn Mower Drag Race

    Rev up your lawnmower engines and let the turf wars begin!!! These solid green sunglasses feature a fully adjustable nose piece and rose gradient lenses so you can show your neighbors how fast, furious, and ready you are to mow their grass.
    $13.50
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  • Buoys Don't CryBuoys Don't Cry

    Buoys Don't Cry

    Floating Tidal G sunglasses built for wave chasers and beach bums alike. These black frames with blue reflective water-repellent lenses scream, “I look hot AND I know how to tie a kayak down.” Plus, they refuse to sink, so there's no need to cry...
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  • That New Asphalt SmellThat New Asphalt Smell

    That New Asphalt Smell

    Ahhh, nothing beats the nostalgic smell of new asphalt. No? Just us? Well THIS is awkward...whether you enjoy or hate the smell, you’ll LOVE these: the perfect half-rim, dual-lens wrap frame with a fully adjustable nose piece and black gradient lenses.
    $13.50
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    $13.50
  • Ready the Confetti CannonReady the Confetti Cannon

    Ready the Confetti Cannon

    ALL occasions are worthy of a confetti cannon. Runner's toe finally healed? Bring on the cannon! Struck out at the big game? Cannon. These hot pink semi-rimless shield sunglasses w/ teal reflective lenses know how to bring the confetti cannon vibes.
    $13.50
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    $13.50
  • Fashion Week Drop OutFashion Week Drop Out

    Fashion Week Drop Out

    Fashion Week, smashion week. Who needs it? Obviously, not YOU. You're far too cutting-edge. Too avant-garde. A fashion revolutionary, if you will. Just like these black wide-fit, oversized flat-top sunglasses with black non-reflective lenses.
    $10.50
    $35.00
    $10.50
  • Shadowboxing My DemonsShadowboxing My Demons

    Shadowboxing My Demons

    What's that noise? Your demons talking sh*t...again. What are you going to do about it?! Shadowbox 'em for a full 12 rounds!!! In these performance sunglasses with blue reflective lenses, you'll look like a TKO as your demons turn tail back to where they...
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  • Born for the Highlight ReelBorn for the Highlight Reel

    Born for the Highlight Reel

    You're a natural, a prodigy, a force to be reckoned with. Others may imitate you, but you could never be duplicated. You were Born For The Highlight Reel!!! And in these performance sunglasses with purple reflective lenses, it's only a matter of time before...
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  • Colossal Squid ConfessionsColossal Squid Confessions

    Colossal Squid Confessions

    Most embarrassing thing that ever happened to us? We accidentally inked our pants in front of the whole school (of fish) while giving a presentation on the difference between squids and octopuses. We confess it's just one of the problems you have when you're...
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  • Bunny Slope DropoutBunny Slope Dropout

    Bunny Slope Dropout

    Whether you're an expert-level shredder or a beginning bomber, these pink snow goggles you covered. Anti-fog magnetic lenses you can swap for high or low light conditions, plus they're adjustable to fit over your helmet (safety first, snow bunnies!!!)
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    $22.50
  • Incognito Plant ParentIncognito Plant Parent

    Incognito Plant Parent

    Are plants the new children? If you've ever swaddled a potted plant in a blankie & given it a baby bottle of liquid plant food, you might be an incognito plant parent. Keep it on the DL in these sage-green Circle G sunnies w/...
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    $9.00
  • Flamingo CoutureFlamingo Couture

    Flamingo Couture

    Every day should feel like you're part of Flamingo Fashion Week! Flaunt your flamboyant style in these juicy, translucent pink cat-eye sunglasses with teal reflective lenses and chrome accents. You'll be declared a fashion icon before you know it.
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    $12.00
  • In My Periwinkle PrimeIn My Periwinkle Prime

    In My Periwinkle Prime

    We don't care how old you are or what your skill level is. Being in your prime is a mindset. So go hard, or go home. These periwinkle wrap-around shades with teal reflective lenses won't slip or bounce while you crush it on the...
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    $10.50
  • Aqua Shock ProtocolAqua Shock Protocol

    Aqua Shock Protocol

    The only thing shocking is that others still doubt you, so add another tally to your 'Win' column as you eliminate your competition with Aqua Shock Protocol. In these performance sunglasses with green reflective lenses, you'll keep stunning your haters as your "L" column...
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    $13.50
  • Dante's Shin Splint InfernoDante's Shin Splint Inferno

    Dante's Shin Splint Inferno

    Residents of Dante's fiery inferno are doomed to suffer shin splints that burn like hell for all eternity. Don't worry, though. These red shield, half-rim frames w/ rose reflective lenses won't slip or bounce no matter how schweddy it is there.
    $13.50
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    $13.50
  • Deja Vu DaydreamDeja Vu Daydream

    Deja Vu Daydream

    Do you ever get that strange feeling that you've been here before?! Don't worry. It's probably just a glitch in the matrix. We swear you've never seen these dark blue square aviators with purple gradient lenses & vintage flair before. (Or have you?)
    $9.00
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    $9.00
  • The Catwalk's MeowThe Catwalk's Meow

    The Catwalk's Meow

    ME-OW!!! Take a walk on the wild side in these ferociously fashionable brown tortoiseshell sunglasses with brown non-reflective lenses and gold accents. WARNING: Wearing may result in an uptick of runway catfights due to extreme style envy.
    $12.00
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    $12.00
  • Too Lit To QuitToo Lit To Quit

    Too Lit To Quit

    In these performance sunglasses with orange reflective lenses, let the world know that you always finish what you start. That's right!!! You're a certified finisher, the complete A-to-Z package, and though your haters may fear you, what they fear most is knowing you're Too...
    $13.50
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    $13.50
  • Impromptu Disco NapImpromptu Disco Nap

    Impromptu Disco Nap

    Who cares if you have a report due at the end of the day? You need to power up so you can go out tonight!!! It's why the disco nap exists. Sweet dreams are made of these translucent gray aviators with soothing orange ocean...
    $9.00
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    $9.00

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