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Don't Make Me Blush
Did you know that Freud said blushing is just an expression of repressed sexual desire?! Go ahead. Express yourself with these Don't Make Me Blush shades: delectable blush pink OG frames with dusty pink gradient lenses. We promise we won't judge.- $9.00
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Dawn of a New Sage
No, these aren't named after that new-age weirdo you met on Bumble...these sage green sunglasses in our classic OG shape with purple gradient lenses make for a totally fire pair ready for the Dawn of a New Sage.- $9.00
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Professional Respawner
Wouldn't it be amazing if we could just respawn in real life?! These translucent black OG frames with pink reflective lenses will allow you to do that. NOT. But they do offer no-slip, no-bounce performance, plus full UV400 protection and polarized lenses. Isn't that...- $9.00
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Pineapple Painkillers
These no-slip, no-bounce pineapple party-worthy frames are non-polarized but still offer full UV400 protection. Perfect for low light, these pale yellow frames with baby blue arms & non-reflective red-tinted lenses scream, 'Piña coladas at sunset!!!'- $9.00
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See You at the Party, Richter!
Futuristic hot pink one-lens frames with purple reflective lenses won't slip or bounce while you battle the evil forces of Mars. Full UV400 protection and polarized lenses protect you and reduce glare while you search for alien artifacts.- $12.00
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Voight-Kampff Vision
Sure, these polarized gray and red single-lens futuristic sunglasses won’t slip when you sweat or bounce when you move, and the polarized lenses have UV400 protection– but they definitely won’t help you pass a Voight-Kampff test, so don’t ask. (Be cool, the evil robots...- $12.00
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Swedish Meatball Hangover
Do these yellow and blue sunglasses with blue reflective lenses come standard with free Swedish meatballs? Tragically, no–but they do make the blinding sun bearable during tomorrow's inevitable meatball hangover. Full UV400 protection and polarized lenses. Hurrah!!!- $9.00
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Best Dystopia Ever
In a nod to the future, these blue and purple sunglasses will teleport you to the enchanted rave of your dreams where you will dance until you are crystallized forever in a glittering dystopian paradise!!! VRGs with mirrored reflective lenses...the future is NOW.- $12.00
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Mint Julep Electroshocks
Wide-fit dark green sunglasses for big heads. Sorry– we meant XL active shades for large & in-charge noggins. No Slip. No Bounce. All Polarized. All Fun.- $12.00
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Just Knock It On!
Wide-fit wood grain sunglasses for your superior melon. Because you know what they say about big heads… (big sunglasses) No Slip. No Bounce.- $12.00
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Three Parts Tee
These gradient frames with polarized non-reflective brown lenses are perfect for sipping iced tea and lemonade on the golf course or slamming shots in the clubhouse after to celebrate your epic win (or devastating defeat). No slip, no bounce sunglasses with full UV400 protection.- $9.00
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Beelzebub's Bourbon Burpees
Bourbon sunglasses?! What will they think of next? This BFG pair is made for bigger noggins and boasts polarized mirrored lenses with full UV400 protection so you can work out in the sun like the BEAST you are.- $12.00
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90s Sedan Style Icon
These dark teal OGs featuring green gradient lenses will have you cruisin’ in style. Take these timeless sunnies for a spin & let your appeal go from basic to smooth, 90s-style! Not too flashy, not too subtle, just like a 90s sedan. (Car not...- $9.00
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Electric Dinotopia Carnival
These dreamy teal and purple sunglasses will transport you to an otherworldy carnival of lights and dinos. These active shades have a grip coating and snug, lightweight fit that won’t slip or bounce no matter how wild things get. Plus, the polarized purple lenses...- $9.00
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Phoenix At A Bloody Mary Bar
Heard of red rose sunglasses? These are phoenix-getting-lit-after-her-4th-bloody-mary red sunglasses. Same color, waaay better story. Active sunglasses that won’t slip or bounce no matter how hot things get, and the polarized lenses with UV400 protect you from the glow.- $9.00
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Drinks Seawater, Sees Future
Drinks Seawater, Sees Future. Please take those visions with a grain of salt. (No pun intended.) Electrolyte imbalances are fun?! OK, maybe not. But these navy OG frames with blue gradient lenses are!!!- $9.00
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Hooked on Onyx
All black everything! These BFG black sunglasses will complement your most wild outfit choices and fit any large noggin to boot.- $12.00
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Lilac It Like That!!!
If you're a lavender lover, these perfectly pale purple OGs are for you. We expect to see you wearing these and falling backward into a field of purple flowers as if you're starring in your own commercial for lavender-scented fabric softener. But you're not....- $9.00
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A Unicorn's Calamity
Know what happens when you mix all colors of the rainbow together?! You get BLACK. That's how we made these black-on-black A Unicorn's Calamity shades. It took eight years & a touch of unicorn magic, but we finally perfected black OGs. You're welcome.- $9.00
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Iced By Yetis
White and blue yeti-approved polarized active shades that cut down on snow glare and won’t slip or bounce as you sprint for your life. UV400 protection to keep your peepers safe too. Why did a yeti approve them if it helps you escape? They...- $9.00
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