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Colorado Rapids sunglasses?! You better believe it. These burgundy and baby blue frames with ice blue reflective lenses make you look like you just came down from a mountain with wisdom and maybe a black-footed ferret who's your new BFF (appropriately). Includes Major League...
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Mint Julep ElectroshocksMint Julep Electroshocks

Mint Julep Electroshocks

Wide-fit dark green sunglasses for big heads. Sorry– we meant XL active shades for large & in-charge noggins. No Slip. No Bounce. All Polarized. All Fun.
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Flamingos On A Booze CruiseFlamingos On A Booze Cruise

Flamingos On A Booze Cruise

Grab your flamingos and piña coladas; these Flamingos on a Booze Cruise OG sunglasses are a yacht party for your face. The no slip, no bounce pink frames will stay put no matter how bumpy the ride gets, and teal polarized lenses have UV400...
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  • Don't Make Me BlushDon't Make Me Blush

    Don't Make Me Blush

    Did you know that Freud said blushing is just an expression of repressed sexual desire?! Go ahead. Express yourself with these Don't Make Me Blush shades: delectable blush pink OG frames with dusty pink gradient lenses. We promise we won't judge.
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  • Dawn of a New SageDawn of a New Sage

    Dawn of a New Sage

    No, these aren't named after that new-age weirdo you met on Bumble...these sage green sunglasses in our classic OG shape with purple gradient lenses make for a totally fire pair ready for the Dawn of a New Sage.
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  • Vanguard VisionaryVanguard Visionary

    Vanguard Visionary

    Trendsetter. Innovator. Vanguard. Visionary. You've heard it all. *Sigh* We totally get it. We designed these swank tortoiseshell Vanguard Visionary Pop Gs with fashion icons like you in mind. Now go forth and slay.
    $9.00
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  • Professional RespawnerProfessional Respawner

    Professional Respawner

    Wouldn't it be amazing if we could just respawn in real life?! These translucent black OG frames with pink reflective lenses will allow you to do that. NOT. But they do offer no-slip, no-bounce performance, plus full UV400 protection and polarized lenses. Isn't that...
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  • Pineapple PainkillersPineapple Painkillers

    Pineapple Painkillers

    These no-slip, no-bounce pineapple party-worthy frames are non-polarized but still offer full UV400 protection. Perfect for low light, these pale yellow frames with baby blue arms & non-reflective red-tinted lenses scream, 'Piña coladas at sunset!!!'
    $9.00
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  • See You at the Party, Richter!See You at the Party, Richter!

    See You at the Party, Richter!

    Futuristic hot pink one-lens frames with purple reflective lenses won't slip or bounce while you battle the evil forces of Mars. Full UV400 protection and polarized lenses protect you and reduce glare while you search for alien artifacts.
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    $12.00
  • Voight-Kampff VisionVoight-Kampff Vision

    Voight-Kampff Vision

    Sure, these polarized gray and red single-lens futuristic sunglasses won’t slip when you sweat or bounce when you move, and the polarized lenses have UV400 protection– but they definitely won’t help you pass a Voight-Kampff test, so don’t ask. (Be cool, the evil robots...
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  • I'm Wearing Burgundy?I'm Wearing Burgundy?

    I'm Wearing Burgundy?

    These round burgundy sunglasses are waaay cooler than maroon sunnies. The no slip, no bounce frame stays put when you get sweaty biking, running, golfing, or vigorously explaining burgundy’s clear superiority. Polarized lenses have UV400 protection to protect your peepers.
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  • Do It for the Victory DanceDo It for the Victory Dance

    Do It for the Victory Dance

    These black shield sunglasses with half-rim frames and burnt orange reflective lenses won't slip or bounce when you spike the ball and promptly follow that up with a legendary victory dance in the endzone that can only be described as a twerkout.
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  • Moonlight Charging StationMoonlight Charging Station

    Moonlight Charging Station

    Want to harness the power of the moon on your next run? Grab these light blue Mach Gs with purple gradient lenses, charge your tank with a burst of lunar energy, and get ready to blast off and outrun the stars.
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  • Fade-er-ade ShadesFade-er-ade Shades

    Fade-er-ade Shades

    Sip some fade-er-ade before the first tee, throw on these yellow golf sunglasses and you're GUARANTEED to play the power fade like a pro. Classic round frames with pink polarized lenses...we can taste the fade-er-ade from beyond the back 9.
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  • It's Octopuses, Not OctopiIt's Octopuses, Not Octopi

    It's Octopuses, Not Octopi

    Purple and green octopus sunglasses for landlocked deep-sea explorers who know the proper plural form of octopus: octopuses. No slip, no bounce frame stays in place even when you sweat, and UV400 protection keeps your eyes safe as you daydream of being under the...
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  • VHS Soul in a 4K WorldVHS Soul in a 4K World

    VHS Soul in a 4K World

    Do you wish you could travel back to the sun-drenched, carefree days of your analog childhood? We get it. You're a VHS Soul in a 4K World. Pop on a pair of these dusty blue Circle Gs w/ red reflective lenses & relive the...
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  • Freshly Baked Man BunsFreshly Baked Man Buns

    Freshly Baked Man Buns

    These orange round sunglasses are hotter than a tray of freshly baked man buns straight out of the oven. Polarized light blue round lenses with UV400 protection to keep your peepers safe while you soak up some sun. As the expression goes: sun’s out, man...
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  • Swedish Meatball HangoverSwedish Meatball Hangover

    Swedish Meatball Hangover

    Do these yellow and blue sunglasses with blue reflective lenses come standard with free Swedish meatballs? Tragically, no–but they do make the blinding sun bearable during tomorrow's inevitable meatball hangover. Full UV400 protection and polarized lenses. Hurrah!!!
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  • Thanks, They're VintageThanks, They're Vintage

    Thanks, They're Vintage

    Like my sunglasses? Thanks, they're vintage!!! Classic round vintage sunglasses with purple frames and blue reflective lenses to shield your eyes from the envious looks thrown your way, plus UV400 protection and polarized lenses. Beat THAT, estate sale fiends.
    $9.00
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  • Best Dystopia EverBest Dystopia Ever

    Best Dystopia Ever

    In a nod to the future, these blue and purple sunglasses will teleport you to the enchanted rave of your dreams where you will dance until you are crystallized forever in a glittering dystopian paradise!!! VRGs with mirrored reflective lenses...the future is NOW.
    $12.00
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  • Kitty Hawkers' Ray BlockersKitty Hawkers' Ray Blockers

    Kitty Hawkers' Ray Blockers

    Teal aviator sunglasses that won’t slip or bounce no matter how you fulfill your need for speed. Bike, beast, and breakdance in style while protecting your peepers with polarized lenses with UV400 protection. All the high-performance active sunglasses features– sans the cringe.
    $12.00
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  • They Were Out of BlackThey Were Out of Black

    They Were Out of Black

    The age-old issue when you're too cool for school...they were out of black (but you wanted gray anyway). Round gray sunglasses in a round frame with gray reflective lenses, plus full UV400 protection in polarized lenses. Now you're smart AND hip.
    $9.00
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  • Cheesy Flight AttendantCheesy Flight Attendant

    Cheesy Flight Attendant

    Orange you glad you found these flight attendant sunglasses?! Our Mach G aviator-style frames complement polarized reflective lenses for a look everyone will dig, especially cheesy flight attendants.
    $12.00
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    $12.00

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