SPORTS SHOP BY SPORT Golf Sunglasses
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All Shrimp Cleanse
These translucent pink sunglasses feature a half-rim frame, a fully adjustable nose piece, and pink reflective polarized lenses that will keep your face lookin’ fresh!!! Mud masks and exfoliation? Nah, we'll stick to The All Shrimp Cleanse.- $18.00
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Lava Lamp Oracle
Translucent teal Retro Gs w/ green gradient lenses look smart, even when making questionable choices, e.g. allowing yourself to be guided by the molten wisdom of a vintage lava lamp. Don't trust the hypnotic glow of those sexy, morphing wax blobs!- $12.00
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Conversation Pit Regular
These rust-brown Retro Gs w/ green gradient lenses are our unofficial petition to bring back the most underrated architectural feature known to man: the conversation pit. Go ahead, lose yourself in a sunken lounge of ochre pillows & bad decisions.- $12.00
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Kidnapped by a Cyborg
Semi-rimless, blue shield frames. Polarized gradient lenses reduce glare from the sun shining on your kidnapper's metallic exoskeleton. Won't slip or bounce while you desperately try to escape your cyborg captors. (P.S. Resistance is futile.)- $18.00
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Roller Rink Royalty
Who cares if you're an amateur skater?! Own the rink and rule the floor with these suave light blue Retro Gs, featuring dazzling reflective lenses. Won’t slip or bounce when gliding through life like royalty, whether it's on your feet or your a$$.- $12.00
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Threaten Me With a Good Time
Threaten everyone with a good time with these light pink vintage-inspired square aviator frames with brown, non-reflective lenses. Won't slip or bounce while you hustle at the roller rink like it's 1979. It's like everything is new again.- $12.00
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Eternally in Turbo Mode
Can't stop, can't stop, can't stop...won't stop!!! Allocate maximum resources for your VO2 max, boost your speed & look like the bada$$ you are in these performance sunglasses with blue gradient lenses. Maximum performance. Maximum output. STAY TURBO!!!- $18.00
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From Zero to Blitzed
We stuck our fan favorite Whiskey Shots With Satan into a time machine and sent them into the future. We got Zero to Blitzed, these futuristic black sunglasses. They're perfect for everyone, even the AI robots who are currently on their way here from...- $16.00
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Slightly Overcooked Legend
Put a fork in 'em 'cause they're DONE!!! Overcooked? More like underestimated...but that ends today. Break that fork & break through others' expectations in these performance sunglasses with orange reflective lenses. Keep cookin' & give your haters a taste of excellence. Yes, Chef!!!- $18.00
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Lawn Mower Drag Race
Rev up your lawnmower engines and let the turf wars begin!!! These solid green sunglasses feature a fully adjustable nose piece and rose gradient lenses so you can show your neighbors how fast, furious, and ready you are to mow their grass.- $18.00
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That New Asphalt Smell
Ahhh, nothing beats the nostalgic smell of new asphalt. No? Just us? Well THIS is awkward...whether you enjoy or hate the smell, you’ll LOVE these: the perfect half-rim, dual-lens wrap frame with a fully adjustable nose piece and black gradient lenses.- $18.00
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Shadowboxing My Demons
What's that noise? Your demons talking sh*t...again. What are you going to do about it?! Shadowbox 'em for a full 12 rounds!!! In these performance sunglasses with blue reflective lenses, you'll look like a TKO as your demons turn tail back to where they...- $18.00
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Born for the Highlight Reel
You're a natural, a prodigy, a force to be reckoned with. Others may imitate you, but you could never be duplicated. You were Born For The Highlight Reel!!! And in these performance sunglasses with purple reflective lenses, it's only a matter of time before...- $18.00
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Aqua Shock Protocol
The only thing shocking is that others still doubt you, so add another tally to your 'Win' column as you eliminate your competition with Aqua Shock Protocol. In these performance sunglasses with green reflective lenses, you'll keep stunning your haters as your "L" column...- $18.00
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Dante's Shin Splint Inferno
Residents of Dante's fiery inferno are doomed to suffer shin splints that burn like hell for all eternity. Don't worry, though. These red shield, half-rim frames w/ rose reflective lenses won't slip or bounce no matter how schweddy it is there.- $18.00
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Deja Vu Daydream
Do you ever get that strange feeling that you've been here before?! Don't worry. It's probably just a glitch in the matrix. We swear you've never seen these dark blue square aviators with purple gradient lenses & vintage flair before. (Or have you?)- $12.00
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Too Lit To Quit
In these performance sunglasses with orange reflective lenses, let the world know that you always finish what you start. That's right!!! You're a certified finisher, the complete A-to-Z package, and though your haters may fear you, what they fear most is knowing you're Too...- $18.00
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Impromptu Disco Nap
Who cares if you have a report due at the end of the day? You need to power up so you can go out tonight!!! It's why the disco nap exists. Sweet dreams are made of these translucent gray aviators with soothing orange ocean...- $12.00
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My Sweat Has an Octane Rating
When you're SO hardcore, your sweat has an octane rating. Rock these black shield sunglasses w/ black gradient lenses & intimidate everyone w/ your flammable gym routine. (PSA: Please don't work out near an open flame. Extinguisher not included.)- $18.00
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Carl Is My Co-Pilot
Carl will be your co-pilot in these pink and teal sunglasses fit for a flamingo. Our Mach G aviator shades are no slip, no bounce, offer full UV400 protection, and will have you feeling the need...the need...for SPEED!!!- $16.00
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